I try to write lovely appreciation poems for excellent people whom I admire. Just for some fun. And if anyone (...anyone?) has a request, I'd be happy to oblige. :]
Also, the first six or so poems are a bit creepy sounding because I made them loved themed, for Valentines day (they're meant to be funny as opposed to weird. Except the one about Jimmy Carr, I meant every word of that one. ...Just kidding).
April 23rd
6:03 PM

Demi Lovato

Demi Lovato,

You’re good and you’re strong

Despite what they tell you,

You can soldier on.

Through all your struggles,

Keep your head high

Unique and talented,

The good times are nigh.

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5:36 PM

a message from Anonymous


can you do one for demi lovato omg

Oh, um. I guess so. :] I’m not really a fan of hers, but I can’t really say no to my first and only request.

March 19th
1:17 AM

Matt Smith

Name: Matt Smith.

Eyebrows: A Myth.

You’re really quite marvelous,

I firmly insist.

Your Doctor’s a child,

With a temper un-mild

Moves like a Giraffe,

Your dancing is wild.

February 18th
11:09 PM

Catherine Tate

Catherine Tate,

You are (I must state),

An exceptional woman,

A comedy great.

I was impressed:

When put to the test,

(Of the Doctor’s companions)

You were the best.

(This one was ridiculously hard, oh lawdy).

12:03 AM

Charlie Brooker

There is a comedian named Brooker

Some would say that he’s quite the looker

He can be fairly witty

When he gets a bit shitty

He’s probably killed a hooker

(I just wanted to rhyme his name with Hooker. It’s unlikely that he’s actually killed one.) :D

February 16th
9:19 PM

Alan Davies

You’re terribly sweet,

If sometimes rather crude,

Although I quite like it

When you get a bit rude.

I harbor love for your curls

You’re cute, Alan Davies.

I think you’re adorable,

Can I please have your babies?

February 15th
8:22 PM

David Tennant

You’re the most exuberant man that I’ve ever seen,

Things seem more real when you appear on the screen

You played The Doctor with such verve and aplomb,

Are you sure it’s Scotland and not heaven you’re from?

Time and relative dimension in space,

Always whisked off to an incredible place,

A big ball of wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff,

Honestly David, three seasons wasn’t enough.

2:35 PM

Alan Rickman

I think you’re exceptional,

You were perfect as Snape

I think you look suave,

When wearing a cape.

You’re an amazing actor,

And a wonderful bloke

Though it’s less of a cape,

And more of a cloak.

February 14th
11:09 PM

Benedict Cumberbatch

Dear Mr. Cumberbatch,

We thank you so much

For all the work that you’ve done

Playing Sherlock, and such.

We say thanks for the joy,

And also for the tears.

Especially for the laughs,

They will last us for years.

You’re exceptionally brilliant,

There’s no one like you,

And don’t for a second,

Try and say it’s not true.

You deserve recognition

For everything you’ve done,

All the awards, Sir?

Consider them won.

10:29 PM

Miranda Hart

You’re witty and clever,

A brilliant act,

I love you Miranda,

And that is a fact.

In my opinion,

You’re the ideal lady,

Special, a bit crazy,

But hilarious, mainly.